Hey everybody, today we’re taking a look at how to make your vacations better with the simple addition of Mountain Dew.

STEP 1: Get a picture of your vacation.

Say you’ve got photos of your vacation you want to show off to your friends, like so:

Whoop dee doo, it’s pyramids.  That’s great.  These things have been around forever, like, since the 90’s I think.  Everybody’s seen these, and nobody’s impressed anymore.  You show this picture to somebody, they’re gonna say, “Oh man, you had a pretty amazing vacation.  AMAZINGLY BORING.”

Step 2: Dew it Up!

First off, slap that guy who called your vacation amazingly boring, because even though he’s right, it’s rude to make comments like that in the middle of a slide show.

Then, through some simple photo editing, spice up your photos by subtly adding some cans of Mountain Dew.  The fresh color and crisp taste will immediately attract the attention of your viewers, even if they don’t notice the cans at first in the pic.

Step 3: Your vacation is better.

Oh look, your vacation just got a whole lot more refreshing.  Now all your friends, coworkers, neighbors, acquaintances, bosses and random strangers who see your slide show will want to explore new places with you, because you’ve obviously got a grasp on where to be, and how to Dew it up  Even the guy you slapped, because now he knows his place.  Don’t forget to bring a hoop, because now you are officially 100% ballin’.

Thus concludes, our first How to Dew with Ku, hope you enjoyed it, and I’ll see you next time.

Got a problem you need solved with Mountain Dew? Ask me anything, and I’ll make it my next How to Dew with Ku.

Remember to tweet @mtn_dew #Ku4Dew, and e-mail Mountain Dew to remind them that Stephen Ku, should share his Mountain Dew knowledge as Mountain Dew’s Spokespeson

Dear followers and friends alike,

It has come to my attention that I have not been living up to my full potential, and for that I apologize.  When confronted with the likes of talent, charisma, and good decision making skills, to not use all of these abilities within my handsome asian self is nothing short is irresponsible.  As Peter Parker learned to use his spider-like abilities to fight crime, I too must use my talents for the good of those I love, both stranger and friend alike.

It is with this in mind, that I announce my candidacy as official spokesperson for Mountain Dew.  A world without Mountain Dew is unfathomable.  A world without Stephen Ku as Mountain Dew’s spokesperson, is unfortunate.

And with this announcement, I bid everyone a good day.  A day that is made good, by the cool, crisp taste of Mountain Dew.

-Stephen Ku

  Potential Future Spokesperson of Mountain Dew

http://scarecrow1.tumblr.com/

Just started following me.

I have no idea who you are, but going by your tumblr, I would rather have you follow me than against me.

http://orangeishpunkin.tumblr.com/

Just started following me.  Now I need to start putting up things to say.  Taylor Swift’s like a year younger than me, but she looks so much older.  I’m not sure if I should be jealous.

Also, thinking about starting up if http://ifiwereatransformer.com/ again. Thoughts?

That’s because I started doing P90X.

• What are some fun things to do in Los Angeles on a budget?

  • McDonald’s dollar menu.
     
     

• If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you going to call?

  • Apparently, Facebook Questions.

    
    
    

• Is there a God out there?

  • Man, I hope God doesn’t have Facebook. I have some embarrassing photos.

    
    

• Do you have any nasty house rules for Scrabble?

  • I rule that we have to pretend we’re playing a fun game like Connect 4.
    
     

• Which Monopoly piece do you play? Does it say something about you?

  • Dog riding the car.
    
     

• What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?

  • A lady at Costco gave me a free sample of cheese on a toothpick. I asked for another, she said no.
    
     

• I’m shy. How can I become more social?
  • Try Facebook. I hear it’s a good social networking site.

I tried stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the Brainwash Cafe last night with my friends Dash and Jacob, who also did stand-up.

Much props to Jacob (it was his first time ever!) and thanks to Dash for hooking us up with the spot/recording/posting it up.

Also, thanks to everyone who came out last night to watch us, I really appreciate it, and if you missed it, I’ll be doing it again sometime soon.

So I haven’t been able to put up statuses because something on my computer is awful and won’t let me write new statuses.

Here’s what I was going to write though:

“Stephen Ku could be optimistic, and be happy the package he sent himself from Korea has his shoes. He could be pessimistic, and assume all the stuff he sent himself has been crushed from the trip. Or, he could be paranoid, and set the box on fire assuming it has now been invaded by banana spiders from overseas.”

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